But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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