No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
i black out too much to be "responsible"
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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