Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
she's like "i'm so proud of u" ... and then i threw up on myself
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
