like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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