My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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