Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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