You're so nebulous sometimes
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Please stop leaving drunk voicemails with your new black/Irish accent.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Randomize
