i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
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