Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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