we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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