did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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