what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
Randomize
