hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
As shirtless as possible
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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