well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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