I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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