There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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