Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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