idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Randomize
