I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Dude I just ripped my new jeans climbing out the window so his booty call wouldn't realize I was home. Being his roommate should come with hazard pay
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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