i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
she told me i tasted like america
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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