Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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