Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
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