JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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