Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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