ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
