I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
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