also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
handjob tips. give me some.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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