So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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