idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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