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• (805): View more from California

  I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  My bed smells like naked

  (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes

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• (716): View more from New York

  i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.

  (423): View more from Tennessee

  I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.

  (908): View more from New Jersey

  that's so insightful.

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...

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