So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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