so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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