i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
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