Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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