You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
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