I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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