Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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