Buhtt sex?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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