So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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