everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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