I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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