You work out of a Hotel?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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