so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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