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I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
All I want is dick and wine.
Randomize
