is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Randomize
