let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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