I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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