In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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