god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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