i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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