Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
no you cant smoke seaweed
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize