She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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