drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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