have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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